Alpha Phat Mike

Striken from the clouds of Heavy Metal, and to the streets of California, was a child. This was no normal child. This was a child that possessed the essence of something far beyond casual. This life form held within himself, the facemelting powers of Heavy Metal. Day by day, people would try to alter the perfection that he was enchanted with. Many attempted to lead him into the pits of failure. But all observed nothing more than the foul result of resistance. Every day, Alpha Phat Mike makes his presence a noticeable one, when rocking out in public, and displaying true powers of entertainment, and personality. He grows and expands every minute. In the near future, it will be known, when he has finally reached the first step in the process of world transformation. Following this blog will teach you the ways of this being. All below is what Alpha Phat Mike consists of. Posts of everything that interests him, and posts that represent who he is, and what he stands for. Enjoy the blog, and remember motherfuckers, Alpha Phat Mike is better than you. If you disagree, out of respect, I say in the nicest way... FUCK YA'LL, and have fun scratchin' up on deez nuts. How's my taint taste?! Good? Add some sugar, that always makes for a good snack. Especially for the haters.